[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 11

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

Total: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People sometimes shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

Total: 20

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 25

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break and lose a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 33

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill

1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
My wrist, its an x. I backslid a few months back and cut again, after having not for over a year.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Wallpaper, a bulletin board with random crap from my childhood, a cross-stitched hebrew alphabet, 2 posters of Coby racing, a sic painting of a leopard my cousin Ander made, and also posters on my ceiling :]

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Its an iPhone that has a hug crack down the back His name is Phoney-Phace.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Anything that's good. Particularly Cobra, Panic, TAI, MCR, Say Anything, etc.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
No. My parents don't remember either.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
You.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My baby, Duffy. My cousins. You.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
I couldn't choose. My stuffed kitty Stripes, who I lost a few years back.

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
You. God you smell amazing.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not from spaces, but from having people around too close sometimes.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK?
No. I'm scared of what may be hidden by it.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
Whatever it is you wear.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON SOMEONE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?
Long, for he most part. Whatever looks nice I suppose.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
A club in Vegas. Or never. I don't care.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Either, though caffeine is so bad for you. Worse than pot, as studies have shown.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pineapples.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Nothing.

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
The world. Umm, no. Like 8,000 people online, I like trolling intelligently. Or else my mum and dad. Or else Andrew.

20. DO YOU SPEAK A FOREIGN LANGUAGE?
Je parle français.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
My kitty used to bring us birds and mice. But someone romantically interested? Nick bought me flowers. And best gift was an apples to apples card for Wonderful, given to me by Andrew.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?
Yes.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
Nah.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Idk, Hot Topic? ._.

25. WHAT`S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Panic's Honda Civic. Or a tour bus.

27. WHAT IS ONE OF YOUR DREAMS?
That you'd fall for me as hard as I have for you.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Just say it. Be straightforward.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Okay.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
My dad. Or my cousins. I won't talk to anybody else on the phone.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Illogical reasoning.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UK?
Yes, considering I don't live there.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I'm overemotional and annoying.

36. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE?
Sydney, New York City, or Las Vegas.

37. FIRST JOB?
Working at a rock-climbing camp.

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Writing an essay.

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Nothing.

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
Procrastination.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My clothes and accessories.

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Leave the country and go to Australia.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I want death, death for my birthday. ...except not really. I want a garter snake. Or you.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
None. Or I might foster or adopt some.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
I think my great great grandma?

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No.

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
My pinkies, even if they fuck up and don't go down.

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
2 days ago.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Yes.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I'm a vegetarian.

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Yeah, as a result of my trichotillomania.

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
Hillary Duff. Ahh, the memories.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I don't have friends.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Yes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Of course, they reveal a persons character.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I cry or sleep or drink or sit on my roof.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Woodland. My first is in San Diego.

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
I don't trust, period.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
The computer. My kitties.

61. WHAT ARE THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
1, 2, 3.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Yes.

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Hell yes, they're amaing. My drug of choice is a mosh pit :]

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A MAN/WOMAN?
Logic, beauty, being into the same crazy shit I am.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Fishy, Kitty, Kels, The Annoying One.

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Nope.

69. WHO IS YOUR CRUSH?
You. But you know that. And I think its more than just that.

70. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
It depends.

71. WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE?
I refuse to go on dates. I don't want commitment. Hooking up is fine for me.

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
I don't have one.

73. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
Idk.

74. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
When you would text me with suggestive comments and debates and make me feel wanted. Being with my cousins.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Yes.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Marilyn Manson.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Sunflower seeds and chocolate.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Andrew. First time ever. 2 nights back. 3 hours. Intense.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT A MAN/WOMAN?
The body type, hair, clothing.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
Hero Of War - Rise Against.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Illogical thinking.

82. FAVORITE DRINK?
Root beer float.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?
Idk.

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Rock climbing to do. Biking and skating to watch.

85. HAIR COLOR?
Brown.

86. EYE COLOR?
Brown.

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Yes.

88. SIBLINGS?
Older brother, younger sister, younger brother.

89. FAVORITE MONTH?
June or July.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Yep.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
CobraCam.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
December 31st.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
No.

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisses. Preferably more than that. Though your hugs are fantastic too.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
One night stands. Relationships are useless and troublesome and end badly every time.

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Probably Kenki.

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
You.

99. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
The Road.

100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Yes. I'm sorry.

1)Welcome to you classification Meme!!
Find out here what kind of person you are by marking the answers that match you!!
Of course, whatever section has the most points is what you are classified as!!
2)Once you've completed the meme, title the journal with "I am a _________!!" and fill in whatever category you scored highest in!
If you have a tie, then just put both!! ((ex// schizophrenic dreamer ))
3)finally, tagg at least 5 people and see what your friends are categorized as!

Meh, screw the rules, I'm not tagging.

Dreamer
[x] You Can see what cannot be seen by normals
[ ] You Believe in the inconceivable
[x] You Refuse to give up childish qualities
[x] You Always ask "why?"
[ ] You Live in the clouds
total: 3/5

Schizophrenic
[x] You have Positive, Negative, and Cognitive thoughts mixed together.
[x] You're Constantly paranoid
[ ] You're Hypersensitive to criticism, feelings, and insults etc.
[x] You're Moody, hostile, and have some anxiety
[x] You Have blank expressions, and stare when deep in thought
total:4/5

Freaky
[x] You like to scare people for the fun of it
[x] You Find an interest in those way younger/older than you
[x] You Know how to make anyone succumb to you
[x] You have an "inhuman" talent
[x] You take standing out in the crowd to a whole new level
total: 5/5

Morbid
[x] You find cemeteries and dead things fascinating
[x] You can talk about blood and gory things with a smile
[x] Things like coffins and zombie portraits are nice accessories to a house
[x] You wouldn't mind living in dark and horrific world with no sun
[x] You are happy about gloomy and gothic things
total: 5/5

Insane
[x] You Shout excessively about nonsense
[x] You are constantly hyperactive and nutty
[x] You are eager for mischief
[x] You can make a scene and be comfortable with it
[x] You look up to horror movie villains
total: 5/5

Sadist
[x] Being cruel is a good thing
[x] You enjoy watching others suffer
[x] You like to hurt others
[x] You like torturing characters
[ ] You would rather watch someone get beat up than help them
total: 4/5

Masochist
[x] You like being in pain
[x] You enjoy letting people hurt you
[x] You let yourself get hurt
[x] Being cruel is a good thing
[] You like being submissive no matter your opinion
total: 4/5

Geek
[x] You are obsessed with something
[ ] Video/Computer games are more than just a pass time
[ ] You know how to do technological things normal people don't
[ ] You prefer to read and/or collect comic books over most things
[ ] Glasses are an accessory, not a necessity
total: 1/5

Indifferent
[ ] You are not interested in most things
[x] You usually don't have a bias about anything
[x] Your purpose in life is to live and die and to do nothing more
[x] You usually don't show emotion to things
[x] You are pretty much carefree about everything
total: 4/5

Perky
[ ] You are brisk-fully cheerful
[ ] You are very energetic about most things
[ ] You are usually optimistic
[x] You can get overexcited about nothing
[x] You are very enthusiastic about almost anything
total: 2/5

Funky
[ ] You are passionate, soulful, and earthy
[x] You prefer and do styles of different eras other than your own
[ ] You usually smell strange to others
[x] You are Outlandishly vulgar or eccentric in a humorous way
[x] Looking very different from normal people is essential
total: 3/5

Raver
[x] You like wearing bright funky clothes and having unnatural hair, eye, and make-up colours
[x] You are Extravagantly enthusiastic and speak in a wild manner
[x] Techno music is essential
[x] Late night parties and wild celebrations with loud Beatty music is a way of life
[x] Glow sticks are the way to light up a night
total: 5/5

Player
[x] You are skilled with manipulating people
[x] You are skilled at "acting" and fooling people
[x] Having multiple relationships at once is a fun/good thing
[x] You have a devilish charm
[x] You are selfish and arrogant
total: 5/5

Delusional
[x] You usually have false beliefs and/or opinions
[x] You have mislead judgment
[x] You have paranoia
[ ] You always think you do wrong things and are guilty
[ ] Aliens have kidnapped you and tried to probe you before you escaped and came back to earth!!
total: 3/5

Normal!!
[ ] You give in to conformity of what everyone else does
[ ] You are perpendicular!
[ ] You are free from any mental illness.
[ ] You have an "average" intelligence
[ ] You didn't click anything from any other category!
total: 0/5

Yes, two o_o


NUMBER ONE;

Favorite food: Ice cream.

Least favorite food: Meat.

Top 5 favorite Disney movies (in no particular order):
1. Cinderella
2. Aladdin
3. The Aristocats
4. The Lion King
5. Finding Nemo [en francais]

Hated Disney movies: The new ones.

Top Five Favorite games:
1. Pokemon
2. Pikman
3. Parcheesi
4. Monopoly
5. Mr. Robotnic's Mean Bean Machine

Least favorite games: Boring ones?

Favorite Restaurant: Jaunitas or Pacos.

Least favorite restaurant: Dennys.

Things you want to say to people you like: I care about you.

Things you want to say to people you hate: Fuck you.

Zodiac sign: Cancer.

least compatible sign: Idk, my bff Jill?

Top 5 sons that describe you the most [in no particular order]:
1. Get Your Gunn by Marilyn Manson
2. Time To Pretend by MGMT
3. Here's Your Letter by Blink-182
4. Do You Know What I'm Seeing by Panic At The Disco
5. All My Friends by Say Anything.

Songs you hate: Ones by Taylor Swift, Justin Beaver, and Miley Cyrus -.-

Relationship: ...single technically.

Chick Flick: (500) Days Of Summer

Horror Movie: Saw or Sweeney Todd.

Fantasy: Harry Potter :3

Books: I've stopped reading

Yaoi anime pairings: I'm more into band slash currently. But L x Kira or Mello x Matt are both good :3

Favorite Anime: DeathNote

DS Game: Scribblenauts :3

Ice Cream Flavor: Depends.

Least: Strawberry.

Languages: English and French.

Animal: Cheetahs.

Horror creature: Zombies or vampires. Not the overly used stupid ones though.

Believe in Ghosts: Nope.

Believe in a God/Gods: Yeah right xD

Hell: Nope.

Job: I take care of horsies :3

Dream: You.

Political Party: Anarchist.


AND NUMBER TWO;

Your Dream Guy

.:~Appearance~:.

Eyes:

[]Blue
[]Brown
[]Gray
[]Green
[x]Other [Gray-blue with a yellow jagged lightning bold going throughout the middle of the irises.]

Hair color:
[]Blonde
[]Brown
[]Red
[x]Other (black/dark brown)

Hair length:
[]Short
[x]Long

Skin tone:
[x]Fair
[]Light tan
[]Darker tan
[]Black

Height:
[]Shorter
[x]Taller

.:~Personality~:.

Sense of humor?
[x]Yes
[]No

Protective or not?
[]Protect me
[x]I can take care of myself

Does he mind being teased?
[]Yes
[x]No

Will he be clinging to you constantly?
[]Yes
[]No
[x]It Depends

Will the two of you easily get over fights?
[x]Yes
[]No

.:~Other~:.

Talents?
[x]Singer
[x]Dancer
[x]Smarts

Drugs/Smoke?
[]Yes
[]No
[x[Either

Age?
[x]Younger
[]Older

Is he a hugger?
[x]Yes
[]No

Kisses?
[]On the cheek until we get married
[]A couple times lip-to-lip, but mostly on the cheek
[x]Major lip-lock 24/7 [well, that's not all we'd be doing ;3]

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hair, generally

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
That exists? Gabe's purple one, obviously. That I own? Red, with zippers

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes, I really hope he lets me this time, even if he's not my valentine.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Only if its for something special, otherwise its just whatever's on my floor.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Itchy. Alone. Vacant.

6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Well theres the blood inside my veins. And a an Easy Button. And a bag of Sunflower Seeds.

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
It would take days to explain it. And it was a nightmare anyways. My last dream. This may be too detailed or graphic, feel free to skip it. The last actual dream I had I dreamt I was with you. In a tree house over looking a field of grass and mushrooms and yellow flowers. There floor of the tree house was covered in soft foam and I was cuddled into you. You pet my back and told me you'd be there, that you wanted me. It was brisk outside, but I could feel your warmth against me. I bit your neck. You pulled away swiftly and stared into my eyes, you wore your seductive smirk. You pressed your lips to mine and everything melted away. Now there was a bed, not too soft. A thin blanket over us. Your bare skin against mine. Me curled up loosely in your arms. Opening my eyes to see yours shut. Your steady breathing a sure sign you were asleep. I started crying. I was settled over you and I watched as they splattered over your skin. They didn't wake you up from your contentedness. I stopped and fell to sleep on your chest. Then I awoke and I was alone. In my own bed. And it was all a dream.

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
No. I didn't leave my house. Mentally unstable, due to withdrawl that goes along with changing medications.

9. What are you craving right now?
You.

10. Do you floss?
On occasion.

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Panda express and secret missions and exploding cell phones.

12. Are you emotional?
Too much so.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I don't believe so.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Both.

15. Do you like your hair?
Not one bit.

16. Do you like yourself?
I used to. Not right now. I feel like too much of a stupid whore, to be blatantly honest. Then again, maybe its another symptom of withdrawal.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Only so I could laugh at and then kill him.

18. What are you listening to right now?
Silence.

19. Are your parents strict?
About weird things. Not usually though.

20. Would you go sky diving?
I will.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
With pineapples.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yes, a few. I have a meet and greet with Cobra on their next tour.

23. Do you rent movies often?
When I'm with my cousins.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
A billion things.

25. How many countries have you visited?
Three. USA. Australia. Mexico.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yup.

27. Ever been on a train?
Yes siree.

28. Brown or white eggs?
White.

29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Do iPhones count?

30. Do you use chap stick?
Mhm.

31. Do you own a gun?
A fake one.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Barely.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Maybe I'l dream of you again? Or I'll sleep in my parents bed with nightmares of Brent Walker killing my B-den

34. Are you too forgiving?
Perhaps.

35. Ever been in love?
Define love.

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
How would I know? No one tells me anything.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Nope.

38. Last time you cried?
Today.

39. What was the last question you asked?
'Did that make any sense?'

40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Occasionally.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Oh so many times.

45. Favorite color?
I don't have one.

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes.

47. Is your hair curly?
Naturally, but I get it chemically straightened.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Hmm. Marilyn Manson and Rise Against.

49. Do looks matter?
Definitely.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I wouldn't be mad in the first place.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
I have an iPhone. So yeah.

52. Do you like your life right now?
Not entirely.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I don't have one in my room. So no.

54. Can you handle the truth?
No matter what.

55. Do you have good vision?
Nope.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
For sure.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
The least amount possible.

58. The last person you held hands with?
My cat?

59. What are you wearing?
A towel.

60.What is your favorite animal(s)?
Cheetahs.

61. Where was your favorite picture taken at?
Of anyone? I think it was in a park. Of me? With my cousins at a park on V-Day 2009.

62. Can you hula hoop?
Quite well, actually.

63. Do you have a job?
Sorta.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Art.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes. I can actually go through my window on to my roof and from there down a drain pipe. I do this often enough.